it's not a lizard, it's a bearded dragon

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kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

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upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

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2 days ago | 121,119 notes (originally from upgraders)

What girls say: I'm fine

What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

2 days ago | 119,611 notes (originally from dokiai)

mostrandomfaves:

*Plot twist*

Dumbledore: “5000 POINTS TO THE UK!”

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rute-a-jedi:

AND

THIS

IS

WHY

YOU

SHOULDN’T

MISS

EUROVISION

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the-eleventh-blog:

the UK ended up 8th from last

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highschooljewsical:

graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk

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